KG’s Blog Post #135 – 1/15/12 5:15pm (Top 10 positives for being a Legless Wonder)

Top 10 positives for being a Legless Wonder…

10) I get to use the handicap parking spots

9) It’s much easier for me to roll over while in a sexual frenzy if you elect to alter the current position

8) Women don’t look at me as a threat but a nice sympathetic man who needs love

7) If I so desire I can bring Mr. Munch with me wherever I so desire

6) I am the best one legged bowler on the planet – 201 avg.

5) Spirits from the other side are talking to me now

4) I don’t have to get up and get out of bed in the middle of the night if I have to go pee wee, I just use the male urinal and then Munch flushes for me

3) Because I live on pain medicine I have an insane ability to remain very active while in the middle of love making which allows my girl to be happy for a long, long time (damn I phrased that so delicately don’t you think?)

2) I’ve been able to satisfy an urge to be a writer. All my life I wanted to be and simply had no skills or intelligence. Even though I still have none, I now have at last count 36 people whose days are now better when I release my inner thoughts

1) I am the best one legged golfer in the universe

Be good my friends,

Ken

4 Responses to “KG’s Blog Post #135 – 1/15/12 5:15pm (Top 10 positives for being a Legless Wonder)”

  1. gearold says:

    hey jim

    as well as several arm guys. normays dont know how well we can play lol
    see you guys at the nationals

  2. Jim Curley says:

    Hi Ken,

    Remember me? The amputee golfer physical therapist from Philly. Well, it’s been a long time since I posted on your blog because I left my last job and moved to Oregon last June. I guess I never changed my email address on your blog, so I stopped getting them. Anyway, I’m back!

    As for your top ten positives for being a legless wonder…you’ll have to come to the NAGA National Championships at the Brickyard in Indy this coming August to back up your #1 reason! There are some one-legged golfers that would love to prove that one wrong.

    Hope your doing well my friend. I look forward to conversing in the future.

  3. Ken,
    Love the post, but take exception to number 1. I suggest a duel on the links.
    I’ll be flying to Fla Saturday to play in the Daytona area. Perhaps LPGA in Daytona?
    Signed
    Dave “the one legged doorman” Ferguson

  4. Brenda Roberts says:

    Pretty darn good.

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