KG’s Blog Post #25 – 12/9/09 12:16am

Hello friends that I still have,

It’s the Xmas season so i want to give you a statement of pillory that you will all remember and consider.  If I hit your heart or your brain I have made a valid point…

• Obama says he wants all to have trillion dollar health care,
• Finchem doesn’t want to give to me my exempt year back,
• those on the left wont even even admit that Palin gives them a scare
• yet a guy on one leg can give an honest hard working man like Tim a creak in the crack,
• this pr mary poppins by the name of Phil kills and overshadowed by this pr woods,
• the Woodmeister is clearly trying to reproduce so his clan will have the best line,
• Deane will certainly come an intervene cause he truly has all the communicational goods,
• please recognize that surely Mrs Elin will gift all offspring a coffin of pine.

So right now you are all trying to wonder whether I’ve officially lost it or not.  The answer is with out a doubt – yes – my creative poems use to be both creative, humorous and with point – now i have nothing.

The days of nerve pain just keep getting worse, so i assume that is why I’m losing my marbles.  With that said, i do have a new socket that does seem to make me able to swing a little better at the ball.  Now all i need is a swing and strength.

I will be playing in our usual Vero Beach Pro-am this weekend.  I have no idea why as I’m as bad at golf as Tiger is at keeping things secret, but I’m shooting for the monster goal of breaking 75 both days – tough goal in a put it all out event, but I’m gonna take my pride and 230 yard tee shots and see what i can fire up.  My deep dark secret is that my monster goal is to break par for both days – it can be done.  I may need all stars and raccoons on my side but i can do this.

Mr Munch says i have revealed more than i should have and that it’s time for me to go to bed, so be true to all and a Merry Xmas to all.

Ken

13 Responses to “KG’s Blog Post #25 – 12/9/09 12:16am”

  1. David says:

    Merry Christmass, Ken, Deb, and Munch. Best of luck in 2010

  2. Ben Ricci says:

    Ken:

    Merry Christmas to you as well.

    Keep on making us grin and snicker. There’s a swarm of anonymous KG fans out here who want to see you cracking tee shots AND jokes again.

    Here’s wishing you and Munch the best in 2010.

    Ben

  3. Bob Carbne says:

    Ken:

    This Blog has me speechless. Are you sure you are OK?
    Finchim needs a wake-up call. Let us know how we can help with letters and calls.

    Have a great Holiday and good luck in Vero. You will break par.

    Bob

  4. Nurse Deborah says:

    I’ve had the privilege of helping Ken during his recovery and I deeply admire and respect him for his commitment and positive attitude maintained through the good days and the bad…not to mention he still has his sense of humor…he has a wonderful support group of friends and family both near and far who I’ve met and that means alot…I’m so very proud of his daily progress seen and I look forward to the days ahead as we take one day at a time…

    P.S. Merry Christmas to you to Package!

  5. HEAD says:

    HEY GREEN! SOUNDS LIKE YOUR DOING WELL DOWN THERE IN THE SUN REGAINING YOUR STRENGTH AND YOUR HEAD. JUST 1 QUESTION I HAVE FOR YOU. HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET BETTER WHEN YOU PLAY WITH SUCH BUMS AS BROTHER ERTZ,PKG,VEE AND MCILREY??? JUST TO NAME A FEW. I BET YOU COULD DROP A QUICK 5 STROKES JUST BY NOT LOOKING AT THEIR SWINGS.

    ON A SERIOUS NOTE, HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS,HAPPY NEW YEAR AND MAY YOUR GAME STRAIGHTEN OUT QUICKLY!

    HEAD

  6. Vee says:

    Green, get to bed a little earlier. It seems your playing with Mr. Munch to much. Get some rest, listen to your leg. Roast some chestnuts on an open fire. Jack Frost is up here with Pkg. ( yes , it’s true about them) OBTW, Pkg can get it by Jack Frost. ( on the ice ! )

    Munch Love,:-)
    Vee

  7. Chuck Almond says:

    KG, Merry Christmas to you as well. I enjoyed this blog as much as any you’ve sent out. Good luck over the weekend with your goal of breaking par each day. I look forward to the next blog revealing your scores. You can do do this.
    I hope to see you soon!

    Regards,
    Chuck A.

  8. Package says:

    Merry Christmas to you too Pro. Snow up here in Conn. If Vee hits it out on the ice he might be able to get it 250. I’ll be back down in late Jan or early Feb…tell Deb Merry Xmas too. Love ya Pro
    package

  9. Larry Walker ( the old one) says:

    Ken you may never be a Robbie Burns but you have a great sense of humor and you quip ain’t bad either. But I seriously think that you should stick to the area that your talent excels….golf ! J/k , I certainly await all your blobs. Continued success on your road to recovery and your dream of shooting par. MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and yours and a fabuolus 2010.

    Larry W. (the old one)

  10. Jack Garamella says:

    KG
    Your injury has moved you from the Mohammed Ali school of poetry to the e.e.cummings school.
    Either way, keep practicing your short game and good luck at Vero Beach.
    Jack

  11. Chuck Landry says:

    Ken-may 2010 be a great year for you with lots of birdies and no pain. Don’t let the the bad days get you down-there will always be good days also. Remember there was areason you lived so keep working on the comeback . We are all pulling for you and hope to play with you in 2010.

    Chuck & Roma

  12. Sandman says:

    Green Machine , No doubt in my mini mind you can break par both days at that crappy course. Sandman

  13. Frank Fonda says:

    Hey Ken,

    Merry Christmas to you!!!

    Good luck this weekend in Vero…Go get your deep dark secret!!!

    Frank Fonda

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