KG’s Blog Post #27 – 12/13/09 11:27pm
Good Sunday to all,
Keeping with my creative idiotic poems, I will voice round 2 in such a manner…
I started with a nice Yankee off the tee right into a “stump”,
Left handed i went with my swing and produced a mighty thump.
A quick bogey followed by many more for the front which score me a 41,
One quality shot is all I hit on that damn first nine making me wish i was done.
The driver off the deck on 10 from 215 quickly revived my game to being hot,
Disgust anger and hatred would rear its ugly head on 11 with a slap shank tee shot.
I muffed puffed a putt on 13 for the team from 10 feet and was steamed,
But a quick smile from my team brought my face to a beam.
Followed by a skum-pucking pop up i quickly sent my driver to death against the fence,
The big guy then let me know that i was still dense.
Being the true tiger I am i grabbed a young lady and asked for a kiss,
With love on my side i quickly had a birdie putt that i missed.
Grinding hard and fast i finished with birdies on 2 of my last 3,
Knowing that I ended my day with a satisfying pee.
Somewhere out there is a psychologist who might be able to explain to me what in the hell im saying or thinking. Feel free to help me – a 79 was my final score. Truth be told i did actually hit 3 quality shots. However, I’m still scared at the possibilities that I wont get distance and quality shots back.
Once again i say kudos for you who help and support my quest,