KG’s Blog Post #119 – 8/11/11 7:19am (Robo, Pain, PGA)
U r about to receive my first early blog where I abandon the English punctuation. The computer may do some but screw the rest. Just read.
Before I voice wisdom on the PGA, I will say that I played with our new twisting shoe that I was hoping would help me with my new robo leg. Forking wrong. I must now hope that the genius who invented this robo can make some adjustments. I must also report that my nerve pain that had calmed for the very first time has come back with a vengeance. Between that & my head pain I’m looking for the lead role in Saw 6. This reverse has affected my limited brain tremendously. I’m really pissed for the first time since the accident However, there is a company out of Arizona who has contacted me & wants to let me use a machine of theirs that uses pulse technology to help eliminate this pain. This is now my new miracle on 34th street.
I don’t believe the Williams apology for one minute. I say his plan was exactly this. Scream bitch moan & then apologize & then people will have even more sympathy for me. People tend to forget that he as an ego has big has some of the players he has caddied for. Floyd Norman Tiger are at the top of that gang.
Now I’m going to Segway right over to the lion dude. I say if he wants to win the PR world he should do this till the end of next year he should donate every dime he wins to the local charities then he should say that every time he wins he will personally match it. Tell me that’s not brilliant. (I’ve been up all night due to the leg/head issues, so if I make no sense I say screw it.) Sadly, he is too cheap to even let that run through his mind.
I listened to many reporters & players saying how golf is such a great place due to the fact that there are so many great young golfers. This leads right into my opinion that golfers are too selfish. They are thinking about themselves once again. The game of golf is in trouble and needs some major work to get people playing. I’ve stated my theory so I won’t repeat myself.
I’ve slapped Rory a couple of times, so I would like to give him a cheer for answering a stupid question asked by a dopey reporter. He was asked how important the caddy & agent are for him, and he simply said it’s all on me. I’m the one responsible. Tell me that you’re not tired of listening to media people spit out all their wisdom knowledge about golf. The Golf Channel goes into overkill during a major. The Hawkins nut is worse than the woodchucks chunking wood
Remember this, if Jack had the greens of today the 18 would be 28.
Swing hard & be good I’m going to try & sleep.