KG’s Blog Post #126 – 10/24/11 2:53pm (The Next Jobs/Edison)
Good day fellow golf nuts. I have some decent news for once. Three of the last 4 days I’ve been relatively headache free. I’m kind of like Libya-free, but I’m Kenya-free instead.
Another bit of good news is that I’ve come up with yet another idea on how to make my leg even better for golf. I don’t like spitting out info when we don’t know for sure, but I’m really psyched about this idea really helping the golf swing. As most of you know, a right-handed golfer really needs his right toes to scrape the ground has he comes down on the ball. Obviously when you have a piece of frozen peas down there now, you don’t get such a feeling. My foot just doesn’t work as is right now – kind of like when a breast implant goes south and they become rocks – just doesn’t feel right, if you know what I mean. Hopefully you don’t because it’s a downer. (For the record my breast implants are not rocks).
Anyway, this idea, once we perfect it, will help one-legged gut idiots all over the world. They say we just lost the modern day Edison in Steve Jobs, and I intend to be the one-legged Jobs/Edison of the one-legged world – just not as rich. I have no intention of becoming a billionaire off of others pain, couple hundred million is fine. President Obama will refer to us as Green Jobs of Edison Leg. I’ve applied for a $434 million clean energy loan as you read.
During this head-free stretch, I also bowled a 698 for my high series ever has a legless dude. We’re still in first place too! I’m hoping to go to Orlando this week and do some testing, so I will keep you posted. I think there is some bible dude who had to wait 40 years or something like that and I’ve decided that 2 ½ years of nasty stupid pain is equal to 40 years, so it’s time for the big guy to let me free and set me loose on you poor souls.
Have I mentioned that I’ve been talking to the other side?. You’re going to love this.