KG’s Blog Post #158 – 9/13/12 7:40pm (Promotional Ideas for Dogs, Ryder Cup Story #1)
Stop the nonsense Ken. You are getting out of control now. Here’s the deal folks. Two friends have suggested 2 things so here I go.
One, your job is to tell all your friends & ex-wives about this site ( http://www.kengreenscomeback.com ) and they must in turn tell their friends. It was suggested that if I got enough followers (I never even knew you could compute that) that I might be able to get some golf companies to put up some ads as my popularity will grow like that of Jesus himself when people start to read all the insane insight I have to tell. If this can be pulled off, any money I get will go to the Dogs, so even if you dislike this Green Nut, it’s worth it to put your name up on the site, or how ever this would work. It’s about saving dogs dudes!
I need to investigate or maybe someone out there van just help me understand this plan. I’m an idiot if you guys haven’t figured that out. Cute as hell ‘tho. Charming too. I even had a Norwegian red head fall for me ‘till she dumped for an Italian. A fun loving whack job over an Italian hot head, who would have thunk it? All that whale meat must affect their brains.
So, remember the plan folks. I’ve been told if done properly, which in itself is scary, we could raise some decent cash & save many lives.
The other idea was to tell some stories about my Ryder Cup, so I’m going to do that starting tomorrow, assuming I don’t forget. Have I told you that my memory is so bad, it’s scary? The hole in my head has been more of a problem than I was expecting. The good thing about not remembering things is that I’ll forget that Brunett from Bulgaria quickly.
If I don’t send a blog out in the next day** would some send me an ‘em please? People have told me to put it in my phone and I do but then I forget to look at the phone.
It’s not easy being green,
**KG’S FOLLOWUP BLOG 9-14-12 5:26PM – KEN’s RYDER CUP STORY #1:
I’m on the ball today for the moment. First, I must spread my mouth on one subject not related to the Ryder Cup. The NHL is about to have a lockout. I’m about to say something most of of know. NBA, MLB, NFL, NHL players and owners are basically a bunch of spoiled, greedy, selfish individuals that have the audacity to say it’s purely business and we have no choice. Professional golfers are without a doubt the best groups of athletes on the planet, period. Even though I’m relatively disgusted how selfish most of them are, they are clearly 20 times better than those other pin forks. So, I guess that means they are pretty good. I’m going to hit on many senior pros soon for some help on my goal of helping out Dogs, so I’ll let you all know. My goal is to ask some pros to commit to giving me $1,0000 a year for 10 years. This is peanuts to most, but they may not like me, Dogs, or me & my Dogs – it will be interesting. All they will get in return is my promise to name the clan of 3 dogs the Funky fairies or the Fuzzy fools or the Calc Cooks or the Reid rebels. I’m hoping to have at least 8 sections, so that’s easy.
Well, I’ve said too much so there’s not any room for Cup stories so I’m going to tease you for one more day… Fine, you win. FIRST RYDER STORY that comes to my mind…
STORY #1: Calc & I won our first 2 alternate shot matches and the 3rd match we got paired against Seve & Jose. We got thumped. The 1st 5 holes, Seve was basically MIA. Jose made 4 30-footers in the first 5 holes that kind of sucked the spirit out of us. You can imagine watching all these no brainers going in so fast so early. Then, on the 6th hole, Seve & Calc were out of the hole and Jose & I each had about 17 footers. I putted first & just rolled it by the hole to a foot & a half. Jose then told me it was good. I assumed that we were about to lose another hole but Jose had a rare moment of charity & also rolled it about 2 feet by the hole. He then just picked up the ball and went to the next hole. On the next tee, I went over to Jose & very quietly said to him that I was going to give him the putt, but that he shouldn’t pick it up without me saying so first. Seve, then heard what we were saying & started to give me a hard time about what happened yesterday in their match. Before I could open my mouth, Jose turned to Seve & said, “Seve, stop – he is right & I was wrong & yesterday has nothing to do with today”. I thought Jose handled that well because Seve is Seve. We ended up losing 3 & 2.
Ryder Story #1 done – #2 coming.