KG’s Blog Post #168 – 1/28/13 8:02pm (On Phil, I’m Playing Again)
So, who would’ve thought that the first golfer to apologize in 2013 would be Phil Mickelson? Now strike me with a bazooka in the wrong place, but I’m calling foul. Phil has apologized so few times in his life that I refuse to believe that he honestly thought he really had to this time. First of all, he had zero to apologize for. He is always allowed his opinion and he’s correct, so even more reason not to say boo. Step in the Mr. Clean Dude, aka Finchem? Or maybe his manager, but I’m leaning towards the clean guy. Did The Tour try and keep things quiet because PR points are extremely important or did they think that people in the big house don’t really want to invoke our tax break so let’s not give them a reason? Phil’s classic, “I didn’t feel it was appropriate to bring my personal feelings in to the public arena” would really fly. Maybe it did at the press conference – I didn’t see it so please tell me our so called know-it-all reporters went deeper on rebound questions. Phil has opened his mouth many times on issues and brought them right into the public, and I’m ok with that, but not with people being hypocritical.
I’ve learned when we back up our reasons with a lot of talk, we might not really believe it, so we’re trying to justify it with, “I can’t believe what mumbo frog dong I just said.” Phil, you should be pissed that you give that many millions to the dopes and they run our state and country into the hole.
Now, I will talk about more important things, me! Sweet. Well, I’ve started to play some more now that I’m healed, and I’m sorry to say that the new leg, although might be producing more club head speed, is also allowing way to many pathetic shots that I can’t keep in play. Low-snap-hooks-off-the-tee was a shot I thought was with the Dodo bird. I can’t believe some moron cloned those bad birds and let them into my house.
My son has ordered me a new gun, so you criminals be advised I’m shooting any Dodo birds and criminals on sight. The helicopter blade has more give and that’s a good thing we just need to go back and figure out exactly how to set all the angles up where I can get the best results from materials we are using. Will be tricky but I still have time.