KG’s Blog Post #186 – 8/30/13 8:06pm (Playing Montreal Champions event Sept6-8, AVANTCARE Inc)
News flash! I’m going overseas again, mind you it’s more like going north for a six hour drive. I’m going to play the Montreal Champions event Sept6-8 [ http://www.championstourmontreal.com/home ]. I’m not sure I’m ready, but I think it’s important to let sponsors for next year that I’m getting healthier and am ready to do my job. My job you ask is to try & give people a smile and hope. It will be totally up to the sponsors next year but I’m just going to pray they understand the value of having a one-legged nut job in their event. I believe I will be going to a Children’s Hospital up there and look forward to it.
As for my golf I haven’t played a whole lot with the bizarre turn of events lately, but I think the course is a pretty good test of golf. This will maybe be good for me because you don’t have to shoot real low to do have way decent. My personal goal is to do better than any event to date and that means beating 4 players, but I won’t be happy unless I beat at least 15. The 7,050 yards might be a stretch, but I think I’ve picked up a few yards just today.
I know this sounds insane, but I’ve been in the mountains with this guy who has studied under a master Chinese doctor and he has been trying to rid the bad pain and toxins out of my body. I’m telling you I’m a little longer than I was 2 weeks ago, and the only difference is all the herbs and hand work he has done on me. I will also tell you that I really think this, my new friends (AVANTCARE Inc.) are on to something regarding addiction. You need to simply go to http://avantcareinc.com/ and read all the information they have on the site. If you want to give up cigarettes or alcohol, you are a idiot not to go look and give it a try. Plus it’s so cheap you have nothing to lose and it’s a money back guarantee.
Now this guy is 70-something years old and he is so energetic and strong it would blow your mind. However, it’s not like he’s a muscle nut cause he’s not even close, so whatever he’s doing with this herb world clearly is working. Now if you saw the energizer bunny, he has as his mate you would be even more amazed. She to is a product of this lifestyle and I’ve never seen a more motivated and vibrant lady in my life. Either they are both lucky or he is right on.
Sorry, I jumped all over but that’s me an you know that don’t you? Munch and I will be driving up on Monday and will see what happens. I’m hoping Munch won’t eat the border patrol guys but I’m teaching him how to bark A so that’s a plus A.
Catch you later. Oh wait. I’ve just brewed up my first special formula of herbs that is specifically made for my nerve bolts. This stuff is pure nasty ass stink on the planet. I have to drink 16 ounces a day. It’s somewhat like swamp water mixed with possum guts and some other creatures. Isn’t life great!