KG’s Blog Post #30 – 1/20/10 11:19pm
Hello Nip Hope-to-Be’s,
Some exciting news in the world of golf – Sir Jimmy Mercer and Young Gun Shane White (mostly known as being the son of Shelley Green, my sister) have secured their invites to The Masters for 2010 – they have recently won the first real major of the year – “The Nip 2010 Classic” – at Six Dog CC. There were 13 teams who earned their way into the field at the Green complex. Unbelievable talent all assembled on a Sunday to compete in the Nip Open, a classic course designed by the ultimate master of creativity – me. We had the toothlessjews – rockytraes – romansaints – kennelmutts – juniorithism – walkbacktocanada – holethisoneron – just to name a few.
The cheating scumluckers won the medal qualifier by 4 shots with a 38 on the par 48 12-hole course. They then won their first match one up over the rockingtraes. It was then off to dentureville to take on the toothlessjews – dead tied after the match, which meant sudden chip n dive – the opening shot from 20 yards to their partner who was patiently waiting to catch their bullet shots in the death chair. The homeless jew misfired and chunked his chip – no catch.
It was then up to the young gun Shane to fire away. He too succumbed to the pressure of winning his first major by hitting a skulled blade to the right ear of his partner. A red sox lover lunged to the right and snagged the screaming callaway as he fell to the ground. When he jumped up with ball in hand, it was a win for team Mercer-Shane.
We had shots off the roof – through the house – kennels – aviary and all over but not one broken bone or glass. It was truly a classic day. Their win gets them a trip to Augusta, if they so desire to accept, to attend my Hogan Award dinner and a day or two at the Masters.
My friends are the best and it was a amazing day.
Now onto some foot style news. I just received my new foot in the size of SIX. I must say that i do like the fact that i can now move my foot better into the bal. I hit some great shots while i was hitting balls with the new foot. I must honestly say i choked my nuggets off on the course, as i was just to exciting on actually hitting real shots again. I will settle down and do believe the quality of shots will improve quickly. I will try again on Friday and eagerly await the day.
That’s my long story of the day and will report back on my results for Friday.