KG’s Blog Post #53 – 5/1/10 8:23pm
Good Lord in shank ville!! It’s been awhile since I’ve opened my metal foot and put it somewhere. So today I will pull the vocal cords out.
Great round from that green Irish type green man Rory McIlroy to win the PGA event. I’ve heard good things about him and his skill level is obviously damn good. Monty was supposed to be good and never pulled that off. Monty is a dope too.
Now for some interesting stuff. I played the back tees at Breakers on Saturday, 7,000 yard adventure. I up & downed it to shoot a 71, damn decent I say. My home track and perfect greens but what the hallo finchem I say again.
Because I’m in a wee bit of a down stretch, I’m going to tell you that I’m the only person to cry at Clash of the Titans movie. I just lost it a few times thinking about my family that I’ve lost. Sometimes it just slams you and you have no control of yourself. A man must have seen me losing it and snuck up behind me and gave me a hug and just said hang in there Ken. Really nice. Really nice!!
Anyway, back to golf and your responses to my Birmangham question. You have all been so positive and I want you to know that barring any physical issues, I intend to give it a whirl. It will be really hard, but I so look forward to doing battle at the Regions event, I don’t bank there. I suppose Finstump might fine me for that. Please be advised that any fun I make of our tour commish is only meant to be bring a smile to ones face. It’s better than putting up a picture of my hairy butt too!!
OK, continue on. I need a little help from some other legless people, or two if they really got boned. Anyway, I’m starting to get a pretty good rash and I hear that these are really bad for us as it is really tender. Does anyone know what I should be throwing on this so I can get rid of it as fast as possible. I know it sounds like a dumb question as you should put the normal stuff on it but with all the ointment I put on I don’t know if it will work.
Now I have to say one thing for all these nuts who have been marching because of the new AZ law on immigration. I being the genius of my home say this – during a concert, golf event, football game, DNC convention etc., people wear some sort of badges and no one is protesting some sort of discrimination dog poop stuff. I say why don’t we all just wear a simple ankle or whatever bracelet which would indicate we are in the USA legally or better yet an official ‘I’m legal’ tattoo? We bald guys could put it on our heads. We one foot guys could throw it on our one foot. I believe I’m brilliant.
Take care and I just got the video of the award dinner but I’m afraid to watch it. I’m such a woosy.
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May 14-16, Regions Charity Classic
Friday May 14 – Sunday May 16, 2010
Robert Trent Jones Trail at Ross Bridge, Hoover, AL